The cool thing about going to sleep lonely is how I know I’ll be alone when I wake up
I have bad morning breath
I have a job even
First I google “healthy recipes.” then I google “easy recipes.” then I google “recipes for poor people.”
(white napkin phantom)
These things are true:
1. Babies are cute
2. You’re going to die
3. Seafood is delicious
In other words;
Life is good
But it will end
So eat all the good food you can while you’re here.
Girl dirt is perfect.
the ‘awkward others’ in the room are usually your next best friends.
my best friend and I can accurately describe our different taste in men with Marvel action heroes.
the only goal in mind
hey let’s go to utah just to climb a mountain.
favorite pick up lines
Life is an ocean and baby, I waded my whole life for you.